Anonymous Confessions
A safe space for honest, unfiltered thoughts. Share anything. Judge nothing. Completely anonymous.
All confessions are completely anonymous. No names, no tracking, no judgment. Just honesty.
“Once on a client call I used WANKEE instead of YANKEE, in the phonetic alphabet. Bloody awful. ”
“I once fired a guy after a week because he didn’t know how to minimise a tab on his laptop.”
“I convinced my entire office to go vegan for January. I lasted four days and ate a pepperoni dominos. Told them I felt 'incredible' on the Monday. Whoopsie!”
“Once upon a time, Really Honest invited all the non executive directors over for some fun meeting or whatever. Once of them kindly opened the door back inside for me (don’t know his name soz) and it looked like he had his arms wide open for a hug. Strange.. perhaps but I committed to being the usual kind self I am. I went in for a hug and then quickly realised he did in fact not want one. I ran back inside and debated whether I needed a flight to Aussie. I hope I never see him again.”
“Had a first date a couple years back - lovely chap, pilot and all! He cooked me this lovely pasta with a good ol sprinkle of cheddar on top. He was lactose intolerant. This man cupped his butt and ran to the toilet tooting as he went. It was like an entire band of brass instruments were playing in there. I left his house and never spoke to him again <3”
“I told everyone I'd read the book before our book club. I haven't read it. I've never read any of them. I just read the Wikipedia summary on the bus and keep getting away with it.”
“Whilst driving to an expo in London I got caught on the North Circular in heavy traffic. After a 2 hour standstill, I couldn’t hold it any longer and unfortunately had to ‘load up my britches’. Thankfully I had a change of clothes and a towel in the boot, but several years on I still think about the poor bugger that had to pick those trousers up from the side of the road.”
“I'm a broker with a different firm looking after consumers. We charge clients a 'market rate benchmarking fee.' It's just me spending 20 minutes on a comparison site. Have done for three years. Nobody has ever asked what it actually involves.”
“Insurance is boring but good people, fresh ideas and innovation is not. Work with people that think differently!”
Why we created this
Honesty builds trust. Transparency creates connection. We believe in creating spaces where people can be real. This confession wall is part of our commitment to openness and authenticity - the same principles that guide how we do insurance.
