Anonymous Confessions
A safe space for honest, unfiltered thoughts. Share anything. Judge nothing. Completely anonymous.
All confessions are completely anonymous. No names, no tracking, no judgment. Just honesty.
“Once on a client call I used WANKEE instead of YANKEE, in the phonetic alphabet. Bloody awful. ”
“I once fired a guy after a week because he didn’t know how to minimise a tab on his laptop.”
“Was walking the dog and the poop bag slipped out of my hand. Reached to catch it (not sure why) and slapped it against my thigh. Shit exploded down my leg. True story.”
“I convinced my entire office to go vegan for January. I lasted four days and ate a pepperoni dominos. Told them I felt 'incredible' on the Monday. Whoopsie!”
“I once stopped at a service station to use the toilet. As I sat there, the cubical next to me started slowly singing 'silent night, holy night' before I knew it I joined in and so did the person in the cubical next to me. There was laughter, confusion and a small applause from all other restroom users. I will remember that S*** until the day I die.”
“I once charged someone £2.50 for a can of coke, the customer went to give me a £20 note and didn’t realise there was 3 stuck together. I did what we all would’ve done in that situation and obviously gave him the other 2 back 🥴”
“Growing up, we had a lady with drinking problem that lived on our street. Every Saturday we would go and steal alcohol from her shed knowing she would get so drunk that she’d never notice. It was always topped up the follow weekend for us to do it again.”
“Once upon a time, Really Honest invited all the non executive directors over for some fun meeting or whatever. Once of them kindly opened the door back inside for me (don’t know his name soz) and it looked like he had his arms wide open for a hug. Strange.. perhaps but I committed to being the usual kind self I am. I went in for a hug and then quickly realised he did in fact not want one. I ran back inside and debated whether I needed a flight to Aussie. I hope I never see him again.”
“Had a first date a couple years back - lovely chap, pilot and all! He cooked me this lovely pasta with a good ol sprinkle of cheddar on top. He was lactose intolerant. This man cupped his butt and ran to the toilet tooting as he went. It was like an entire band of brass instruments were playing in there. I left his house and never spoke to him again <3”
Why we created this
Honesty builds trust. Transparency creates connection. We believe in creating spaces where people can be real. This confession wall is part of our commitment to openness and authenticity - the same principles that guide how we do insurance.
